Carry the zero

I am not going back. They want a repeat next weekend and I can't even stand the thought. My mom says, "I don't know anyone who stays in bed as much as you do. Oh, yeah, your grandma."

You know, you can tell how happy I am somewhere based on the amount of time I spend in bed. If I get up in the morning I am happy. If I stay in bed all day it's because being asleep is the easiest way to pass the time. 

I am sick of hearing/talking about end tables. 

"I don't want fucking chocolate milk." 

You're not smart. You're not smart. You're not smart. You're not smart. You're not smart.